Matt LaPorta makes people eat their own balls.

No, seriously.  The former UF standout and current Brewers prospect hit two homers on Thursday.  His OPS in AA this season was 1.044 going into the game.  He’s got a career OPS of 1.056.  Apparently, the Brewers don’t have enough amazing young hitters already.  This dude is fucking awesome.  So is Carlo Rossi.  What?

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2 responses to “Matt LaPorta makes people eat their own balls.

  1. Now he’s an Indian……

    I bet he’ll turn out like Jim Thome did, and then 5 years later he’ll ask for 50 million per year which will be about half our whole team’s payroll, and he’ll be GONE like C.C. is…..

    Greedy bastards.

    We continue to be other team’s farm system. I love it.

  2. Carlo Rossi

    Wait, you’re bitching about that to a Marlins fan?

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