Seriously. I don’t even know where to begin with this.
Then someone in a forum I frequent (shut the fuck up. you try having more of a life than that living in Iowa.) recently received this e-mail… let’s all pray that it’s real:
subject: chuggo writin u
From: Chuggo (email@example.com)
Sent: June 18, 2008 1:52:41 AM
To: Mr. Conductor (firstname.lastname@example.org)
yo u sed the othr nite when u wuz spinnin trax dat u new sum ppl who likemy shit and tht dey haz sum questions 4 da chuggz.
let thm no my email adres cuz i has a computr now email@example.com.
also if u cn git me in tht place wher they iz talkin i wil smile again. i tryd 2 git in but dey sed sum1 needz 2 say yess to chuggolug.