I’m sure most of you are familiar with Bert Blyleven’s love of farting. By extension, it should be no surprise that Blyleven enjoys the delightful act of shitting, as the kids are calling it.
But photographing his own shit? This is a whole new level of awesome.
Mike watched as Bert ran around to the players to reveal the photo and saw the teammates howl with humor and disgust. Finally, after the Polaroid made its rounds with the teammates, Mike was able to view it… Pictured in the photo: a turd. A giant turd, in fact, made by one Bert Blyleven.
You should really read the entire article, it’s a gem. And for the love of God, please, please get this man into the hall of fame.